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Hey Mr. President!

Hey Mr. President!Hey Mr. President!Hey Mr. President!
  • What happened now?
  • You Rock!
  • You Suck!
  • Whatever.
  • American Artifacts
  • Videos

hurry before we run out!

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mystery box

$85.00

($20.00 shipping)

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You won't find anything else like it out there. It could be anything. Even a boat! We know how much you've always wanted one of those.

a great american novel

$500.00

($20.00 shipping)

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Each order customized for you. Chosen book will be determined by your tastes and ours. You're here so obviously you have impeccable taste. Novel will be SIGNED. (by one of us, not the author)

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HISTORICAL AMERICANA

$5,500.00

($999.99 shipping)

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Historical Americana

Unique American artifacts carefully chosen by us. Each item is one-of-a-kind — once it’s sold, the listing will be updated with a new offering.
Limited Availability — Items are 1 of 1.
Prices vary based on rarity, historical significance, and shipping requirements.

🛑 Note: The item pictured is for promotional purposes only and does not represent the exact product being sold. Each artifact is unique and may differ in size, material, and appearance.

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